Here is the home of a random clusterfuck of nonsense. I like all manner of things so be warned, nsfw. I have stupid cosplay blog, with close shots of my face Here You have been warned.



On Tuesday, a bonsai tree boldly went where no bonsai tree has gone before.

Azuma Makoto, a 38-year-old artist based in Tokyo, launched two botanical arrangements into orbit: “Shiki 1,” a Japanese white pine bonsai tree suspended from a metal frame, and an untitled arrangement of orchids, lilies, hydrangeas, and irises.

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom




"punk died when green day became famous"

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

Green Day, NOFX, Anti-Flag and Bad Religion killed punk.

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules


Adam Hills: And you know what we do, here in Australia? I didn’t realise ‘til I went overseas. We ask questions that don’t need answering! “How nice was the weather, today?” [pauses] I didn’t know we did that, ‘til I went to England! I was with a group of English people, and I just went, “Oh, how heavy’s that rain?” And they all just looked at me and went, [shrugs and holds out hand to feel the rain] “Really heavy?”


Today in Australian News, two water buffalo escaped a film set and ran around Newtown through the traffic in Sydney.


Apparently there is an Australian tag called lolstralia im gunna check it out. it could be either the best or worst thing since i went into the scat tag thinking it was about jazz singing

· blwermp ·


okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it



This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

I miss all of my Tassie friends. We used to go camping and have a party and get really drunk and just have so much fun then pass out only to wake up and go surfing at 5am with hangovers. I miss those days with the crew.

· blwermp ·

Number 1 reason why I should not be left alone with candles

viwan themes